“What? The House Cup? What about all the eternal glory you could win, come on!”

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Anonymous

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

I’ve yada yada-ed sex.
MINDY KALING: an infographic [insp.]

feynificent:

Tina Fey(daughter Alice Richmond) does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]

Chris Pratt | Glamour magazine, August 2014

"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

 - Aubrey Plaza for Refinery29 [x]
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confident that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. 
I’m constantly amazed by Tina Fey, and I am Tina Fey

Hiiiii, v sorry if I’ve been super MIA recently - we start rush on Wednesday so we’ve been in workshop from 9 to 9 all week! So I love y’all to pieces and I’ll be back full time next Monday!!

CAYLO